Pfft, I know a few assholes what fit that description.

[ Not him, obviously, his title is backed by a knife, usually. But there's plenty of guys in the yakuza who think a title is enough to keep you alive. Real funny joke. ]

I hear ya there. Anybody who thinks they can trust 'em is fuckin' dreamin'.

[ Or anyone else here... but he won't say that. Then he'd have to admit he kind of likes a few people. ]