Damn right you wouldn't wanna miss this. Give me two seconds to slip into something more comfortable.

[ardyn you've got however long it takes church to wiggle into the unitard in the bathroom to question your sanity and your roommate and think very carefully as to which dumbasses you want to make friends with

Because half-dressed unitard man will come sauntering out, dress pants over his shoulder.] Lil tight, but nothing I'm not used to back home.