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join the yakuza and you can get some :D
[ Nishitani looks down at his PIP. His giant phone was about as high tech as things got back in '88. ]
Well, shit, there oughta be one of those 'round here. How else ya gonna get anythin' done?
[ He'll even help you look! Isn't he so nice! ]