[This was written with great prejudice, scratched angrily into the cardboard backing.]
"Produce an Ultimate Champion from this new group and you and the Champion Landscape Artist will be allowed to leave the ship and return to your home worlds, on the condition that the Champion Landscape Artist never be told of this arrangement. Breach this condition and the contract will be rendered null and void, resulting in both of you remaining on the station indefinitely. Best of luck, Champion Barista. -EP"
no subject
"Produce an Ultimate Champion from this new group and you and the Champion Landscape Artist will be allowed to leave the ship and return to your home worlds, on the condition that the Champion Landscape Artist never be told of this arrangement. Breach this condition and the contract will be rendered null and void, resulting in both of you remaining on the station indefinitely. Best of luck, Champion Barista. -EP"
FUCK YOU
If it gets J home...
God I'm sorry.