[Though she's surprised you didn't ask about a boy kissing another boy's detached head in front of an exploding volcano. Seriously Yurika, your world is weird but this is some batshit insanity.]
In regards to Dirk...well, I'd still say we're friends, but I can't say things aren't awkward between us. Roxy's also been a wonderful friend and confidant, a real champ amongst us. But Jake...oh, God, I could never get a word in edgewise. Whenever he'd talk to me, either in person or over text message, he'd ramble about Dirk this, boyfriend that, oh golly gee Jane, do you think it'd be too forward of me if I dipped Dirk into a smooch in the middle of lassoing that gargantuan beasty making a mess of the Stonehenge-y doodads on LOMAX?
[It should be noted that her grip on the dodgeball is progressively tightening, and her tone becomes more and more bitter and sarcastic with every sentence.]
And then the difficulties, he'd say, the difficulties of dating Dirk Strider! Oh Jane, he's such a nervous nelly he is! Oh, Jane, he won't stop shadowing me on LOTAK, a gent can't rightly relieve himself when his best datebro buddy is breathing down his neck! Jane, I know I haven't spoken to you in three weeks to let you know I'm alive but I've been avoiding my boyfriend like he has the plague because I'm too much of a chicken shit to properly break up with him, but I just wanted to let you know what a wonderful friend you are, listening to me blather into the void while you try in vain to start a proper conversation and just hum noncommittally because why in the world might you have anything actually helpful to say???
[Thank goodness strength is nerfed in this room because from the force Jane is holding that ball, she might've torn it by now.]
And then to top it right the hell off, HE FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY! The one thing where we could all be together and not think about how long we'll be stuck waiting for our weird parallel teenage guardians and do something NICE, and he just - just - blows it off!! Like it doesn't even matter at all! And then the one time I can actually get through to him that maybe, just maybe he's been an insensitive douchewaffle, HE THINKS I'VE BEEN IMPLYING THAT I FANCY DIRK THIS WHOLE TIME!!! [She flops back onto the floor, the lingering anger from this morning returning in full force, the ball flying out of her hands and hitting the wall behind her.] NO YOU STUPID SEXY BOY, I'VE FANCIED YOU FOR YEARS!!!!!
I am so sorry, Jane has a LOT of feelings
[Though she's surprised you didn't ask about a boy kissing another boy's detached head in front of an exploding volcano. Seriously Yurika, your world is weird but this is some batshit insanity.]
In regards to Dirk...well, I'd still say we're friends, but I can't say things aren't awkward between us. Roxy's also been a wonderful friend and confidant, a real champ amongst us. But Jake...oh, God, I could never get a word in edgewise. Whenever he'd talk to me, either in person or over text message, he'd ramble about Dirk this, boyfriend that, oh golly gee Jane, do you think it'd be too forward of me if I dipped Dirk into a smooch in the middle of lassoing that gargantuan beasty making a mess of the Stonehenge-y doodads on LOMAX?
[It should be noted that her grip on the dodgeball is progressively tightening, and her tone becomes more and more bitter and sarcastic with every sentence.]
And then the difficulties, he'd say, the difficulties of dating Dirk Strider! Oh Jane, he's such a nervous nelly he is! Oh, Jane, he won't stop shadowing me on LOTAK, a gent can't rightly relieve himself when his best datebro buddy is breathing down his neck! Jane, I know I haven't spoken to you in three weeks to let you know I'm alive but I've been avoiding my boyfriend like he has the plague because I'm too much of a chicken shit to properly break up with him, but I just wanted to let you know what a wonderful friend you are, listening to me blather into the void while you try in vain to start a proper conversation and just hum noncommittally because why in the world might you have anything actually helpful to say???
[Thank goodness strength is nerfed in this room because from the force Jane is holding that ball, she might've torn it by now.]
And then to top it right the hell off, HE FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY! The one thing where we could all be together and not think about how long we'll be stuck waiting for our weird parallel teenage guardians and do something NICE, and he just - just - blows it off!! Like it doesn't even matter at all! And then the one time I can actually get through to him that maybe, just maybe he's been an insensitive douchewaffle, HE THINKS I'VE BEEN IMPLYING THAT I FANCY DIRK THIS WHOLE TIME!!! [She flops back onto the floor, the lingering anger from this morning returning in full force, the ball flying out of her hands and hitting the wall behind her.] NO YOU STUPID SEXY BOY, I'VE FANCIED YOU FOR YEARS!!!!!