Ah-ha! [ He raises a hand, holding his index finger out in front of him. ] That's where you're wrong, my young lady friend.
I have plenty of friends who would agree with me. [ Exactly 4 friends. ] And fans—lots of people read my blog.
[ He's very proud of this, thank you very much. He answers the next part of her question with a flourish, putting on what can only be described as a dramatic narrator voice. Maybe he's quoting the Bro Code. ]
It is true that with great awesomeness comes great responsibility, but that responsibility to be awesome means simply that awesomeness must be shared. With the world, if possible; with the ladies, if applicable; and with friends, if available. [ Okay, back to regular voice. ] I do all of those, so I never have to pay the price. True story.
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I have plenty of friends who would agree with me. [ Exactly 4 friends. ] And fans—lots of people read my blog.
[ He's very proud of this, thank you very much. He answers the next part of her question with a flourish, putting on what can only be described as a dramatic narrator voice. Maybe he's quoting the Bro Code. ]
It is true that with great awesomeness comes great responsibility, but that responsibility to be awesome means simply that awesomeness must be shared. With the world, if possible; with the ladies, if applicable; and with friends, if available. [ Okay, back to regular voice. ] I do all of those, so I never have to pay the price. True story.
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