So Jane and I burned some books the other night. Well, there's this book we burned called Twilight. It's about vampires that instead of burning in the sun they sparkle.

[And with Xander having been bitten, despite not turning...]

I have two sun lamps, we can get a bucket, and we have glitter. Andrea has a door. Bang on it enough and he has to come out sometime. We can add to this plan of course for hilarity. Of course we have to cover the camera by his door somehow to make sure he can't see us do this.