Borrowed, more like. C'mon, you've seen all these weirdo names for these weirdo people, there's relations everywhere that don't make sense and a guy with like fifteen last names. 's not like they're all what we're called, mine included.

And for the record, fuck no Tucker doesn't look as good as me, he wishes. Nah, you can call me Caboose.

...I know. Trust me, I know. It's a last name, I didn't fucking pick it.