week 2

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Week 2

[It's been about a week since the Champions woke up in their new consumerist hellscape of a temporary home and, despite a few odd goings on and the bomb incident with Church and Nari, things haven't been as bad as they could be. No one is even dead yet! But let's see how long that lasts.

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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[cyan_maid]

[She doesn't even move her head to look at him, but Jane does wave in his direction.]

Hi, Mister Ardyn.

[That doesn't answer the question.]

universe

[motherfucking_ghost]

We have to get you a sign back here if you're gonna claim this space.

[That would be Church with a roomba under his good arm.] I'd say get you a sleeping bag, but maybe we shouldn't push the rules just yet.

[burninglight]

Hello.

[jane...]

What are you doing?

[motherfucking_ghost]

[With a shop for blankets, bed buddies, scarves, and blanket forts and the like happening, you know what? This isn't that weird. Church is gonna get him a nibble, but he sees the pile, and turns back around.

When he comes back, he's got a couple more blankets under his arm, though one or two are trailing, and he's trying not to trip over them. And then he tosses them on top of Jane.

They're mostly just random-ass blankets. But lbh there's probably a dickblanket in there somewhere.]

Now you look cozy.

[he's helping]

[motherfucking_ghost]

Take it from me, he knows his shit.

So does Nari, when she's not being zapped.

[burninglight]

'Abandon all hope, ye who enter here', perhaps.

[He glanced up, raising an eyebrow at the roomba before focusing on Church himself.]

How's your arm?

[cyan_maid]

Wh-

[Fwump, now she has a mouthful of (hopefully not dick)blanket and is wriggling out of the ones now on top of her, kicking them off to add to the pile.]

Holy smokes, Mister Church! Warn a girl, why don't you!

[cyan_maid]

I'm laying in a pile.

[She says it very matter-of-factly. Like, yeah, this is what we're doing today.]

It helps you feel better.

[burninglight]

[On one hand, he's almost sure this isn't a thing humans regularly do.]

[On the other, he's not sure enough.]

...Does it work with company?

[For science.]

[cyan_maid]

...I think company is part of it, yes.

[j o i n h e r]

[motherfucking_ghost]

I'm not smothering you, it's fine. [Is it fine?] Unless you're allergic to...whatever these are made of.

But then you wouldn't be in a pile of them. Got room for one more?

[cyan_maid]

[It's really alright. They're blankets.]

Um...yes, I think so. Especially since you've added to the pile.

[burninglight]

[okay well he's just gonna...sit down. right here.]

Do people do this kind of thing often? I wonder if perhaps I'm a bit out of touch.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Healing. Slowly. Nari took a look, gave me some tips. And I got like...some antibiotic gel out of the wild gumball machine thing? So that'll help assloads.

So what's Arby's Lucifer Ceiling up to today?

[refusedtoleave]

There's no way we're getting passed that gate...

[cyan_maid]

No. It's...it's a thing aliens do where I'm from. But, uh. It kind of rubbed off on me. And usually it's not all soft stuff? Like...I am half certain the piles are supposed to be just a bunch of weird stuff thrown together. But I don't want to lay on weird stuff.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Sweet. Look out below!

[fwomp]

...you'd think these would give more cushion for the pushin'. I want a refund.

[cyan_maid]

Maybe we can't, physically? But we could get other things out through it. Like...messages.

[burninglight]

...Why does everyone continue trying to give me nicknames? 'Ardyn' is far from that complex of a name.

[SIGH.]

I'm not doing anything. Rather bored, to be quite honest.

[cyan_maid]

Then I think we'd have to get ALL of the blankets in Splankets. Are you okay?

[burninglight]

This seems like an admittedly unlikely solution to the larger issue, but I suppose it's worth a try.

[sure why not.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

...

[Maybe the lack of immediate response should be worrying, but if she looks, he's staring out the skylight with a look of almost awe.]

...We should get all the blankets in Splankets.

[motherfucking_ghost]

You literally just quoted Dante's Inferno at me, and you think I'm not gonna give you a Satanic nickname? Please.

Need something to make you less bored? ...I feel like if I suggest 'can you turn a roomba into a hoverboard', that's not going to go over well.

[refusedtoleave]

We've done nothing except sit around for the past week.

[burninglight]

I'm not enabling you to break both your legs, no.

[Ardyn rolled his eyes, making a vague gesture with the hand holding a screwdriver...and immediately dropping it.]

...I keep forgetting about that.