Well, if I can't tap their cell phones directly, then actually the easiest way is to give the person I'm spying on a present I know they'll like and use. Then they can put their buggy new friend in the room they spend the most time in for me, you know? It eliminates a lot of fuss from the get-go.

Either way, showers? Not the best place to get your surveillance on. We both agree on that much, right?