[ She tuts, putting on a mock-scolding expression. ]

Didn't anyone ever tell you it's rude to comment on a girl's weight?

[ 'you can't be heavy' is relatively innocent, though, which is probably why she can't keep up the kayfabe for long ]

But, if it came to it, then I don't think you'd have any problem catching me. We should be able to get through this without any broken limbs.