[He can sound it all he wants. Given that's usually how Church sounds about everyone else he knows. It doesn't matter. It shouldn't matter. He's trying really hard not to let it matter.]

So an asshole, an idiot, a pervert, a snob, a know-it-all, a lazy fuck, and an arrogant jackass walk into a bar. And after trying to kill each other for a couple years, they become what could loosely be defined as friends.

So I guess you're probably not lying.