Yeah? I mean, I don't think "bone scarecrow" is most peoples' ideal. [He spreads his sloth arms demonstratively, look at his weird proportions.] But I've never been able to put on all that much weight. It's, like, a metabolism thing.

Still probably bad for me to eat garbage all the time, I've gotten better about that as I've gotten older. I mean, for all I know it'll give out when I hit forty and I'll gain like two hundred pounds all at once.