Yup! I'm a modern zombie, but we're kinda recent with new technology like preservative fluids keepin' us from rotting! We're the new norm though, so early zombies are considerd subspecies now. They're real slow from parts of their brains bein' rotted away, and gotta stay inside a refridgerated room mosta the time ta prevent 'em from rottin' further. The only time they can really be out and about is during winter when it's cold.

[She'd rather die than live a life like that... brrr.]

The other subspecies are Mummys! The arid place they live in keeps 'em from needin' preservation, but they gotta take long baths ta replace all the fluids lost ta 'em. They were usually royalty in their past life, sooo a lotta 'em's personalities are kinda... ehhhhh.... difficult I guess.

[READ: Spoiled Princess.]

Aaaanyway, theres' Jiang-shi! They got the short end of the stick really. They usually gotta hop around when they wake up, 'cause all of their joints have locked due ta rigor mortis. They gotta keep up a super strict practice of tai-chi everymorning ta ward off their real bad rigor mortis.

[Rigor mortis suuucks.]

Aaanyway, then there's the only species of zombies that wern't ever human at one point. Frakenstien's Monsters are zombies that are completly 100% made up 'a body parts and brought ta life.

Aaaand that's all of us.