[Bolton hums cheerfully as he buckles Togami into the carrier. Then he moves over and picks up the baby, turning it over and reaching inside to flip a switch. The baby comes to life with a cry, robotically flailing tiny limbs.]

This little guy is a marvel of modern technology. Not only does it cry for food, care, and attention like a real baby, but it grades your performance. Now, sure, you could turn it off, but that would mean accepting that the scion of the Togami line couldn't even tend to the needs of a robot.

[Once he settles the baby into the carrier - with a recorded coo from the rosy-cheeked, blond-haired, blue-eyed plastic baby - he adds a small diaper bag with extra onesies and a plastic bottle and pacifier.]

I won't patronize you by explaining the mechanics of it. If you have any questions or problems, come to my office hours.

And now...piece number two! By a different friend, this is... well, you can tell.

[And on goes the cone of shame.]

And the third thing is... Well, you'll figure it out after Night Time.

[From 10 pm to 7 am, Togami's PIP will make a harsh staticky noise for approximately 1-2 minutes.]