Yuri...

[He really is gonna cry.]

I...I'm not strong, or smart like my friends. I'm really just a normal... super-average guy without them, so I need all the help I can get.

[Reassuring. But he's not done.]

But I'm gonna make sure you don't get hurt. Okay, Yuri? You're a good guy. I'll do my best to get you home safe. [...] You promised to make me an Instagram account, remember?