PEACE WEEKEND

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[It's your first week here, and you've been offered a fantastic prize for killing someone: an all-expense paid vacation! It's a pretty standard prize as far as reality game shows go.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), this isn't exactly a game show.

It seems that no one has died this weekend, and the deadline for the prize is now expired. There's no announcement from the Overseers to that effect; in fact, none of you have seen either of them since Tuesday. Maybe they'll make a reappearance soon, but for now, it seems that you've got a moment of peace.

Hopefully nothing happens to it.]

Comments

[photoshooter]

They're little, too, so I bet that makes them way easier to miss. Just come up behind someone and--doink! [He mimes stabbing someone in the back.] Like tonberries!

[theundertaken]

Definitely. They could just, like, climb up in the rafters and drop down on you. Never see it coming.

What's a tonberry?

[photoshooter]

Right, you guys don't have daemons. A tonberry is... it's little. [He holds his hand a couple feet off the ground.] They're these little hooded guys holding a lantern and a knife, and they'd be kind of cute if they weren't absolutely terrifyingly strong and also only want to kill you.

[theundertaken]

They're demons? [lol homophones] Like, uh, a goblin or something?

[photoshooter]

[Literally same difference.]

Yeah, goblins are one type! They're way easier to deal with, though, usually. Tonberries are the stuff of nightmares.

[theundertaken]

You have actual for-real goblins? What do they look like?

[photoshooter]

Ugly little twisted assholes. They like to steal stuff when you fight them.