PEACE WEEKEND

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[It's your first week here, and you've been offered a fantastic prize for killing someone: an all-expense paid vacation! It's a pretty standard prize as far as reality game shows go.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), this isn't exactly a game show.

It seems that no one has died this weekend, and the deadline for the prize is now expired. There's no announcement from the Overseers to that effect; in fact, none of you have seen either of them since Tuesday. Maybe they'll make a reappearance soon, but for now, it seems that you've got a moment of peace.

Hopefully nothing happens to it.]

Comments

[karappo]

NO! No- ah!

[Karamatsu moves back, away from that fork he's suddenly being threatened with.]

Brother please, I meant to miss you entirely-!!

[titularly]

You tried to kill me so you could go to Space Vegas and fuck all of the Space Strippers, didn't you?!?!?!

[run, karamatsu]

[karappo]

LET GO OF ME OSOMATSU!

[Someone help he's actually going to die he won't, this happens a lot]

every time i get to use this icon i feel blessed

[titularly]

TELL ME YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO KILL ME FOR SPACE ASS!!!!

[that fork is getting dangerously close to karamatsu's neck]

Im so

[karappo]

I WASN'T TRYING TO KILL YOU??!?!

[OSOMATSU IT WAS AN ACCIDENT WHAT THE FUCK]

[titularly]

[Osomatsu glares at him, that fork threateningly close to Karamatsu's adam's apple for a few seconds before he sighs, and lets go of his brother.]

Nah, you wouldn't have it in you to kill anyone.

[You've been spared.... for now.]

[karappo]

[>Karamatsu will remember this]