Da da-daaaa, it's... Ignis Scientia! He might look like a mild-mannered supermodel, but those glasses of his hide an intellect so sharp, so deep, he could cut through the hide of an Iron Giant with a single glance. He's our master strategist and as deadly in combat as he is genius in the kitchen.

[Oh no, he's getting into it.]

Also, he can pull out the 'I'm not mad, I'm disappointed' voice at the drop of the hat, and that? Is the scariest thing of all.