okay so on one hand ricks first instinct. his very first, rickstinct, is to jump up into the ring and fucking. climb on dudley's back and bite into his neck like a fucking gremlin.
on the other hand. something distinctly un-rick is telling him now to do that, and he hates it.
ugh.
okay he's gonna bolt the fuck over there oh my god this is bad]
Fuckfuckfuckfuc- [he doesn't even care about ya boy ham shh]
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okay so on one hand ricks first instinct. his very first, rickstinct, is to jump up into the ring and fucking. climb on dudley's back and bite into his neck like a fucking gremlin.
on the other hand. something distinctly un-rick is telling him now to do that, and he hates it.
ugh.
okay he's gonna bolt the fuck over there oh my god this is bad]
Fuckfuckfuckfuc- [he doesn't even care about ya boy ham shh]