You'll need more legs than that to catch me-! [why not taunt the guard as a distraction for team 'get the hell out', too]
[But you sure the fuck do have a situation, because ardyn lucis izunia caelum tenmyouji is on the goddamn loose and his legs are like 75% of his body.]
[He'd sprint through the nearest backstage entrance he could see, pen still in his hand and debating on if he wanted to risk the Armiger; there was nothing but junk and Siegfried in there, and only one of those was something he could utilize. He could probably throw a bottle or two if he had to and trip up anyone after him, but first things first; get backstage where trouble wouldn't lead to a lot of casualties.]
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[But you sure the fuck do have a situation, because ardyn lucis izunia caelum tenmyouji is on the goddamn loose and his legs are like 75% of his body.]
[He'd sprint through the nearest backstage entrance he could see, pen still in his hand and debating on if he wanted to risk the Armiger; there was nothing but junk and Siegfried in there, and only one of those was something he could utilize. He could probably throw a bottle or two if he had to and trip up anyone after him, but first things first; get backstage where trouble wouldn't lead to a lot of casualties.]