[...You all wanted to bail before and now you're going to take bait this obvious? If Jane hadn't been in a tizzy before, she is very much visibly nervous now. At the very least, she has the presence of mind to apply it to a totally different sort of fear.]

I-I don't...know if I can...like, backstage? U-Up close and...this is hard enough, I...c-can we please stop by the bathroom first?

[go to the bathroom and hide there FOREVER]