That sounds idiotic--much too short, as well. How can I ever announce myself dramatically with a three-syllable name?

[He shook his head, looking like this was a matter of utmost importance.]

The easier it is to draw out one's name, the more everyone looks like they want to get rid of you the second you walk into a room and introduce yourself. It's quite funny, actually.

[no ardyn, that was just you being an insufferable prick]