Hey, I bet our parties are fun to watch. And I bet they edit our interpersonal dramas to make them even more dramatic.

I. have never been so itchy. in my entire life. It will not stop itching no matter how much I scratch. I will gnaw off my skin to make it stop at this point. So, ointments. Then I definitely won't gnaw my skin off. Maybe it'll help. Antihistamines and shit.

...What'd you get?