Imagine how I feel, I actually lived with these fuckheads. [He says it with such a fond look.] I haven't even talked about the tank that killed me, or my girlfriend's crazy AI that wants to take over the galaxy with Tucker's prophecy-riddled spawn, or the ten megaton bomb that blew everyone into the future and me into the distant past? I think? And the ship that crash landed on Donut, and the Parabola of Mystery, and that time I tried to scam Sarge out of money while he was dying because I told him he had to pay to get into heaven.
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