What the fuck use is a Shield of the King if all that king wants to fucking do is die, okay?! Junpei's got other friends here! He's got a girlfriend! Q's got Nishi! Nari'll follow anyone around if they so much as smile at her! Choro's half gone, so is Heart, you're making nice with the evil overlord, Cece's got a girlfriend, and I'm still not entirely sure Arianna realizes how much danger we're all really in!

Wow, I sometimes make people smile for a minute or an hour, and then you know what happens after that? Everything goes back to being shit! Me cracking jokes and lubing up the floor isn't going to keep people from dying!