Yeah, my funny bone's in the other arm. They've got a long ways to go before they knock the sarcastic asshattery out of me. [A pause.] Ass... haberdashery? Wait, no, that's buttons, I think.

[He straightens the deck a couple times against the tabletop, then spreads it face-up for Ardyn.]

Hey, do you have the same kinds of card suits where you come from?