Hey man, unless you really want me to lube up the floor again and see how hard you can shove me. There's still a whole 'nother bottle I managed not to use, and one long hallway clear of debris can be good. You ever play shuffleboard? No, wait, what's the one on ice called? The Olympic sport. It's very Canadian. Curling! It'll be like curling.

[Ardyn does not have to stay to listen to Church while he rambles on and figures out which boozes might be tasty, mixable, and not crazy alcoholic. Was he trying to avoid Church, until Lusci came to the rescue?]

You could probably find fun if you looked for it, but your definition of it miiiight differ from the rest. Coping mechanisms, man, I am telling you, they make the world go 'round and therapists get paid.