[The new murder this week is Ardyn getting friendshipped to death with physical affection.]

Lotta planets out there, Ardy. I'm sure I would've been a colossal and total fuckup on one of them somewhere. But I guess that'd require colossal and total faith in me first.

I'll let you in on a secret. I'm kind of an ass. But I'm an ass that doesn't go back on his promises. I...appreciate it, though.. The vote of confidence.