You don't even know the half of it. [And hilariously neither does Church. Welcome to Red vs Blue!]
Tex. She's Tex. She, uh, she ended up in this experimental program, and so they called her Agent Texas--uh, a state, in a...big, predominant country where I'm from. All the agents were named after states. I didn't really want her to...there were rumors about it, didn't sound all that safe. But that's Tex. Not safe.
You could say we were tumultuous. [yes he knows big words sometimes] But it was good while it lasted. We're still on good terms, for mostly-exes. She'd kick my ass to know I was on a date, probably.
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Tex. She's Tex. She, uh, she ended up in this experimental program, and so they called her Agent Texas--uh, a state, in a...big, predominant country where I'm from. All the agents were named after states. I didn't really want her to...there were rumors about it, didn't sound all that safe. But that's Tex. Not safe.
You could say we were tumultuous. [yes he knows big words sometimes] But it was good while it lasted. We're still on good terms, for mostly-exes. She'd kick my ass to know I was on a date, probably.