Well, your alternatives tend to include potential bodily harm, maybe with knives, and, hey, some people have knife kinks! Bloodplay's a thing! Whatever. Some people like a fight to get the blood pumping. [exhibit a: sorta fight and pumping blood] I get it. Not everyone here does. Uh, I think most people here don't, actually.

Mostly what I'm getting at is: are you that wild in the sack?