[ For real tho, that's totally understandable, no one should have to hear Nishitani's gross lovelife escapades. ]

Guilty as charged, pal.

[ He grins. YOU'RE GIVING HIM THE WARM AND FUZZIES, JUNPEI. Maybe one of those floating pillows will come hug you next. ]

The fuck's Dolores? [ That's weird, Junpei. ] I got it a couple days ago along with a bunch of useless shit. Well, cept for the lube and condoms but...

[ One of these days he's gonna figure out the glitter cannon and you will all rue the day... ]