[Sometime early in the evening, Church has somehow managed to leave notes around gathering places in the mansion.
Just because things are looking down doesn't mean we should give up. We need a fun activity to ignore all the dumb bullshit around us! Come to the karaoke bar and loosen up those vocal cords!
There isn't even really any set up that needs doing. The booze is already there at the bar, the karaoke machine is already warmed up, and the stripper poles are freshly waxed. Church looks...exhausted, to be honest, but this is him, stepping the fuck up, and he's going to be a grinning fool despite it.
When enough people have gathered/have alcoholic beverages in hand, he picks up one of the mics.]
Hey guys! Glad you could make it. I know we're in the middle of a tough and confusing time here, but we can't let ourselves get worked up this whole time, so, in spite of everything PAL wants to throw at us, we're gonna have a good time or die trying!
...Without the dying part! [good? save?] Everyone's gonna get a turn to come up here and give us a song. And I mean everyone, you hear? Half the fun is everyone singing along or laughing along, no hard feelings involved. Can't sing? Get the fuck up here anyway. I'll start us off with a little ditty I think some of you are going to know very well... Maestro, if you please?
[There is no maestro, there's just him picking the song from the machine. The song is always a welcome sight at karaoke. Please feel free to sing along with him. And try to falsetto That Note. He'll even take a bow when he's done. You're welcome, Fantasy Sweet.]
KARAOKE-OFF
We need a fun activity to ignore all the dumb bullshit around us!
Come to the karaoke bar and loosen up those vocal cords!
There isn't even really any set up that needs doing. The booze is already there at the bar, the karaoke machine is already warmed up, and the stripper poles are freshly waxed. Church looks...exhausted, to be honest, but this is him, stepping the fuck up, and he's going to be a grinning fool despite it.
When enough people have gathered/have alcoholic beverages in hand, he picks up one of the mics.]
Hey guys! Glad you could make it. I know we're in the middle of a tough and confusing time here, but we can't let ourselves get worked up this whole time, so, in spite of everything PAL wants to throw at us, we're gonna have a good time or die trying!
...Without the dying part! [good? save?] Everyone's gonna get a turn to come up here and give us a song. And I mean everyone, you hear? Half the fun is everyone singing along or laughing along, no hard feelings involved. Can't sing? Get the fuck up here anyway. I'll start us off with a little ditty I think some of you are going to know very well... Maestro, if you please?
[There is no maestro, there's just him picking the song from the machine. The song is always a welcome sight at karaoke. Please feel free to sing along with him. And try to falsetto That Note. He'll even take a bow when he's done. You're welcome, Fantasy Sweet.]