Psh, if I still had my sweet fancy threads, this would be even better to strip out of, but noooo, dumb werewolf costume thing. So I gotta shimmy my handsome ass out of this undersuit, so maybe I should just come out topless and take off the costume pants from there. If only we had dollar bills...

Maybe Monopoly money will do. [Because you bet your ass the third rest area has Monopoly, because this is a murder game.]