welcome to the mansion

[airlockedmods]

[The Champions wake up not in a bed, but alone on a plush, velvet seat. Some may recognize the backseat of a limousine, while some may not, but the windows are tinted black inside and out, and there's no chauffeur. All are wearing expensive formalwear, no matter what they thought they were wearing before.

The door opens by an unseen hand and reveals a gravel drive with a red carpet and a lavish fountain. Others are already there, and more limousines continue to pull up afterward. The front doors are locked, and overhead curls a large protective glass dome, keeping the cold void of space at bay, but hey, there's also an unparalleled view of the stars.]

Hey there, Champions, welcome to the IGS Fantasy Sweet. I'm PAL, your onboard maintenance system for this location. Your Overseer will arrive shortly. Please be patient.

Comments

Also late arrival

[shikosuki]

A.

[ Much of Choromatsu's initial freak out happened within the limo itself, not remembering how he ended up here or how he ended up in a white suit. But eventually he figured... well, maybe Hatabou was to blame for this? But why was he alone in that case? Hatabou was always going on about how ALL of them were his friends so...?

He manages to calm himself down at least before the limo pulls up, though that doesn't last long once he steps out and sees the mansion. ]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!

[ And then looks up and sees the stars ]

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!

[ That's fucking space, dog. ]

W... What the heck is this?!

[ You know what he is just

Gonna turn around and start getting back in that limo. ]

I'm going back to sleep.

[ Screw this weird dream nonsense. ]


B.

[ Okay well. Now that he knows he'll just end up back here even if he tries to stay in the limo, he finally gets out and starts looking around. There's... a number of people here and none of them he recognizes so he's just going to try and find who he thinks responsible for this. ]

Hatabou? Hatabouuuuuuu? Enough already Hatabou, this isn't funny...

[ And when that gets him nowhere... ]

Osomatsu-niisan! Karamatsu! Ichimatsu! Jyushimatsu! Todomatsu...!

[ It can't... really be just him can it?

Hang on he's going to look all over this entire area for those jerks, even if there's no where for them to hide. He's even gonna try lifting the red carpet just a tad... just to be sure. ]


(ooc: all of Choro's brothers except him have names that are puns on actual words, so Japanese characters are free to notice that if they wish to.)

B

[nojohnyouare]

[she's. ...gonna stare.]

Nobody is under that.

[shikosuki]

[ not looking up yet... he sounds a little annoyed ]

Mmm... but a secret passage could be.

[ for all he knows they could be hiding away snickering about whatever they've managed to put him through now ]

[nojohnyouare]

Really?

[that's all she's gonna say. just walking over there and checking it out. nope, nothing.]

[shikosuki]

...Probably not. But it was worth a look.

[nojohnyouare]

Who are you looking for?

[shikosuki]

My brothers.

[ he points to his own face ]

Have you seen them? They look just like me.

B

[buddyoldpal]

[ That sure is a whole lot of nonsense, kid. ]

The fuck're you on about, kid?

[shikosuki]

Mm?

[ he stops and turns ]

Ah- I'm looking for my brothers.

[buddyoldpal]

They got some real fuckin' weird names, the hell was your mom thinkin'?

[ Nice to meet you too I guess ]

[shikosuki]

You mean my dad. He's the jerk that was in charge of names.

[ does he sound bitter? ahahahaha yes ]

Either he was being lazy or wanted to inflict his own curse on us.

[ because this is an entire family of dumb names ]

[buddyoldpal]

Sounds like a fuckin' asshole, if ya ask me.

[ Sorry, Choro. ]

So, which one're you? You got that many brothers?

[shikosuki]

[ It's okay he ain't gonna argue that.

He nods. Yep, that many. ]

Mmhmm.

I'm Choromatsu.

B

[honoraryembryon]

[ Japanese is a second language he took awhile back, but... his friends all have odd names sooooo. ]

Pretty sure all of us are the only ones here.

[shikosuki]

That can't be ri... [ But the words die in his mouth before the sentence finishes as he realizes that no, it could be. He liked to be on his own, away from his brothers a lot, so it's not like it's impossible for him to be the only one here. ]

...I guess so.

[ He still wants to believe this is a prank though. ]

[honoraryembryon]

Sorry for that. I know the feeling--I was with my Tribe.

[ ... He's part of them now. He promised. Serph even said as much, so... ]

[shikosuki]

No, it's... it's okay.

...So a tribe, huh? [ that sounds weird ]

[honoraryembryon]

That's what they called themselves, yeah. Their home, the Junkyard, was divided into warring Tribes vying for control. From what I hear, it always rained there, I...

[ ... Wait. He... has a thought. ... No, never mind. That's impossible, but... he'll keep the theory to himself. He'll investigate and let it... percolate, until he's sure. ]

A

[cameupshort]

...It's space?

[Why are so many people confused by this, seriously.]

[shikosuki]

I can see that!! [ THAT'S THE PROBLEM ]

Why are we out in space?!

[cameupshort]

Because- that's where space stations usually are..?

[Question not understood, please reformat.]

Is there a reason we shouldn't be?

[shikosuki]

Because we should be on Earth?!

SINCE WHEN DO SPACE STATIONS LOOK LIKE THIS ANYWAY?! IT'S A MANSION! A MANSION!!

[cameupshort]

Is Earth a planet? ...This is pretty weird for a space station though, yeah.

A

[tacomeme]

[Oh, he wished he had thought of that.

So hey a long haired albino is pretty much trying to climb in too]

[shikosuki]

[ oh my god

WHO THE FUCK IS YOU

Is trying to shove him back ]

What are you doing?!